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... and there I was, casually looking around eBay in vain for a lock of Mikel Arteta's beautiful hair, when I came across our most desperate bid for transfer funds yet.

Caption competition

By Administrator on Jul 21, 08 04:16 PM in Funnies

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It's that time again.

Above are some of the Everton squad getting into the spirit of things when it was Beatles Day earlier this month.

Send us your witticisms below

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TIME for another caption competition.

Here are Blues 80s legends Andy Gray and Derek Mountfield

Send us your witticisms by leaving a comment below..

DAVID MOYES has apparently given the names of 24 transfer targets to the Everton board, almost like one of those lists of gifts that brides-to-be distribute to their wedding guests.

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To mark the start of the silly season, Everton Banter has created a section called Funnies, which we hope will become home to the funniest football-related web jokes out there.

If you have one, send it to us at makethenews@dailypost.co.uk and we'll add it Funnies - we'll even tell everyone who it came from.

We'll also start doing regular caption competitions - honour and glory for the best.

We start with a gentle dig at Chelsea captain John Terry

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