Recently in Funnies Category
With the international break forcing inactivity in some quarters, there has been time for certain issues that have been simmering to bubble over.
A recent contretemps between two senior Everton staff has recently been brought to our notice. An account follows.
The scene is in David Moyes' office. Bill Kenwright is also present.
To mark the start of the silly season, Everton Banter has created a section called Funnies, which we hope will become home to the funniest football-related web jokes out there.
If you have one, send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll add it Funnies - we'll even tell everyone who it came from.
We'll also start doing regular caption competitions - honour and glory for the best.
We start with a gentle dig at Chelsea captain John Terry