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... and there I was, casually looking around eBay in vain for a lock of Mikel Arteta's beautiful hair, when I came across our most desperate bid for transfer funds yet.

It's that time again.

Above are some of the Everton squad getting into the spirit of things when it was Beatles Day earlier this month.

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TIME for another caption competition.

Here are Blues 80s legends Andy Gray and Derek Mountfield

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DAVID MOYES has apparently given the names of 24 transfer targets to the Everton board, almost like one of those lists of gifts that brides-to-be distribute to their wedding guests.

To mark the start of the silly season, Everton Banter has created a section called Funnies, which we hope will become home to the funniest football-related web jokes out there.

If you have one, send it to us at makethenews@dailypost.co.uk and we'll add it Funnies - we'll even tell everyone who it came from.

We'll also start doing regular caption competitions - honour and glory for the best.

We start with a gentle dig at Chelsea captain John Terry