An audacious ploy for transfer funds?
... and there I was, casually looking around eBay in vain for a lock of Mikel Arteta's beautiful hair, when I came across our most desperate bid for transfer funds yet.

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That looks like a very good price - how many do you have in stock? You could build a proper football team.