New funnies section: send us your captions
To mark the start of the silly season, Everton Banter has created a section called Funnies, which we hope will become home to the funniest football-related web jokes out there.
If you have one, send it to us at email@example.com and we'll add it Funnies - we'll even tell everyone who it came from.
We'll also start doing regular caption competitions - honour and glory for the best.
We start with a gentle dig at Chelsea captain John Terry