May 2008 Archives
ANTICIPATION is rising, internet chat forums are going into overdrive and gossip columns are commonplace at the back of newspapers.
Yes, it can mean only one thing - the transfer window is ready to open.
Every summer it's the same. In the weeks prior, there is a build up of speculation with regards to who will be coming and going but, inevitably, the first real deal on June 1 sees Middlesbrough or someone similar buy a Slovakian left-back on
To mark the start of the silly season, Everton Banter has created a section called Funnies, which we hope will become home to the funniest football-related web jokes out there.
If you have one, send it to us at email@example.com and we'll add it Funnies - we'll even tell everyone who it came from.
We'll also start doing regular caption competitions - honour and glory for the best.
We start with a gentle dig at Chelsea captain John Terry
"YOU grow up dreaming of games like this, but Everton were never going to get there," said Wayne Rooney, on his first Champions League final.
Sad, but true. And you know why? I'll answer with another question