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A Derby for Alex the Droog

By The Sav on Feb 8, 10 08:39 PM in Fans

It was cold on the morning of 6th February. Word had just got out that there was to be a major fracas near Stanley Park. As the morning ended, forty thousand spectators crammed themselves into a stadium waiting for their fighters to emerge.
They did. And for ninety minutes - plus a fifteen minute medical break - two teams of men - one team in red, the other in blue - kicked, punched and made rude faces at each other. Some were distracted by the appearance of a plastic spherical object and when they were unable to assail their opponents with sundry acts of violence, vented their frustration on the spherical object, kicking and headbutting it to and fro. This was a distraction, but only intermittently, as the main thrust of the encounter was a series of kicks, pushes, and elbows followed by rolling on the ground and pointing at anyone who was wearing a different shirt.
Oddly enough the spherical object - called a ball - was in fact part of the exposition, and much rapture ensued after a man in red pushed the ball into a net with his head. However, things returned to normal quite quickly, with mayhem and ultraviolence aplenty.

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Of course that doesn't solve the captaincy issue - which for me is a more complex problem altogether.


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A lot will depend on how Everton's new boys react to the atmosphere and the challenge.


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IT'S been 11 years since Everton last won at Anfield but the Blues should head across Stanley Park this weekend believing they can finally end that barren run.

The last time the sides met at Goodison in November we were in the middle of an injury crisis. We were struggling for form and confidence, and despite having plenty of pressure we weren't able to make it count.

In the end Liverpool were comfortable 2-0 winners but I believe we're now a very different proposition.


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